DAMN FAT?!?!

guess what?
the weighing scale showed that i lost 1kg. (don't say that it's faulty bcos it has always been accurate)
BUT BUT BUT my uncle said i looked fatter.
he said my face looked rounder!
BAH BAH!!! ARGH!!!
can u understand that sort of anguish in me?
it's like im trying hard to lose weight here, refrain from eating between meals and only feeding on a small portion of rice plus fish, greens and chicken. There, my uncle and granny said that my face was expanding...
OH GOD! What have i done to deserve this?
Please tell me that they have some problems with their judgement!
OH GOD! Please help me! I know the world is an unfair place but i need some justice here!

ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH................................
FATS! BLUBBER!! AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont i sound like a bloody blond who's stuck in the toilet with her big fat ass propped onto the sink, squeezing a pimple and screeching at the top of her voice? OH GOD! HELP ME!