have you ever....

have you ever experienced the following:

1) a student stands up in the middle of the lesson, walks to the back of the classroom and starts decorating the bulletin board with new year decorations

2) a student calls out to you and to your horror, he has tw pieces of small paper hanging on the lens of his spectacles. You ask him why and he says that is his BINOCULARS because he cant see what is written on the board. You ask him to stop playing a fool but ten minutes later, he places 2 staple boxes on the lens and claims that is a larger pair of binoculars.

3) a student takes out an umbrella during lessons IN CLASS. You ask him to put it down for the first time. He disobeys. You tell him the second time. He refuses. Warn him the thrid time and he gives you the innocent look. "IT IS NOT RAINING OUTSIDE SO PUT THAT UMBRELLA DOWN!!!!!"
AT LAST, he complys.

4) a student asks you to go over to his desk because he has a query that he hopes you'll help him with. You ask for a pencil and show him the logic behind the answer. After explaining, he looks at you and goes "Cher, why is your hand so small?"
CAN U TEACH ME HOW TO REACT?

this is ISSUE number 1 of "HAVE YOU EVER"
Please return for ISSUE number 2 which will be up soon.