PONDING in a nutshell

PONDING - the taboo word in Sheares Hall, especially Block Dee.

What exactly does this mean?

Ponding is the act of dragging a person to the nearest toilet and pouring pails of (soapy) water on her (ya, it's usually a her bcos guys ALWAYS pond girls, like as if it's a rule. WADEVA!)

The whole point is to make you get awfully wet and they will abandon you in the toilet, usually on the floor and these idiots would then leave the loo.

You get left there like a drenched pig.

Why has it been taboo-ed?

You should never mention the word 'ponding' because it will (80%) happen to you less than 10min after you've said that word.

If you wanna be gung-ho (act brave, act smart) and threaten to pond a guy (which you should never do so), you yourself will be ponded for he's stronger than you in any way and will drag you to the loo to pond you. In addition, any guy will always have an army of backups who will assist him in doing so. Crap.

How does the process of ponding look like? What goes on in ponding?

1) You get dragged to the toilet and you struggle. But struggling is USELESS!

2) You reach the toilet and pails of soapy water have already been prepared like ten years ago, awaiting your arrival.

3) Your face will be covered to prevent the soapy water from entering the 'holes' (haha) on ur face. Ya, you are thankful that at least, they bother to cover your face!!

4) When everything's over, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT! And ya, i really mean CRAP!

But of course, there are some EXTREME cases as well...

1) Like when you feel like you're at the base of NIAGARA FALLS.

2) When you're so light that all it takes is only one guy to carry you to pond you.

3) And when these ruthless destroyers don't even bother to clean up the 'mess' and leave the pail on your head =X

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE ALL STILL ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY!